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BERSERKERS

WOW!
There are more hogs than people in Iowa, which may or may not hurt my book sales there!

NO WAY!
Fountain, Minnesota, is the sinkhole capital of the United States!

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AMAZING!
Iowans are the most easily offended people in the nation!

NEWS YOU CAN USE!
Bo Diddley played a rectangular guitar!

FUN FACT!
Floyd of Rosedale is the greatest trophy in all of college sports! ...except in years when Iowa beats Minnesota and then the pig statue means
nothing.

Berserkers is a book about friends. And caves. And pigs and bats and flamingos.

 

Its also got a sentient rock. Oh, and seasick Frenchmen, and a mythological blue moose, and the adventure of a lifetime. It has Britney Spears lyrics and a guy named Muttonhead and even a parade that doesnt move.

 

If any of this interests you, or if you just want to spend some time with some cool people and take a plunge into the unknown, then hit that buy now button and give it a shot. Uff-da!

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DID YOU KNOW?
Iowa is home to the world’s largest concrete gnome. Exciting!

FLAMBO!
There used to be a comedy club called Goonies in Rochester, Minnesota, which is also where I was born!

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